Some Things In Life I Just Don't Understand

1. Penguins are birds.
2. Penguins don't fly. Penguins swim.
3. Penguins lay eggs.
4. Most penguin chicks have fluffy feathers
And that is just one of the many things in life I just don't understand.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
So ride all the rides now for tomorrow you may die.
Every tomb stone has a birth date and a death date, it is the ( - ) that is all that really matters.
The dash is short and so are our lives, so make your life count and live LIFE every day.